Timi Odeyemi

Not since Boat Reynolds’ explosion through the ranks has the Ylub seen such an unlikely outsider take to the Cabinet with so much natural synergy. Is it because of his familial association with Yakking? No. His capacity for rum? Nah. His ability to stay balanced in his yak whilst sat still? Definitely not. 

Then it can only be his abundance of the characteristic that runs deep in the veins of his contemporaries; a paradoxically insatiable enthusiasm to do nothing. 

Timi’s admission to these proud ranks comes at something of a crossroads in his life, the start of a new chapter, the time for new challenges. A man in this position could be easily misled by the corrupting influence of the club’s resident Top Shagger. Yet it is the hope of all within the Cabinet that these two can contain their carnal crusade and allow Timi to focus instead on the needs of his inflatable mistress. After all, she’s always happy to get wet with him.