Josh Yaklots

Dappy from N-dubz, Geri Halliwell and Toby Finnis: the path of history is littered with discarded characters who mistakenly thought that they were bigger than the group. The latest lawn ornament in this garden of mediocrity is Mr Yaklots.

Once the rising star of Ylub ideology and a shining beacon of financial reckless abandon, this candle burned too bright and his light is now extinguished.

Having moved to pastures new, the shortest member of the Ylub will now be looking for fresh challenges before making what we all hope to be a dramatic re-entry next year.

The Committee all wish to leave Josh with one message to remember this summer by: “We never liked you anyway.”