Mike Wells

The writing was on the wall, we all knew who it would be, there was only going to be one family seeding a dynasty within the ranks of the Ylub; and that was the Arnolds.

But like the tides and Finnis’ RSVP status; change is inevitable. Standing on the banks of the Wey last August watching the Annual Retreat coast through Triggs Lock with nary an issue, cheered along by a triplet of Arnold supporters, it would seem incredible that we now find ourselves coronating the Wellses as Yak Ylub’s dominant domestic unit.

Mike’s yapplication yapprehension has delayed formalities, but his much-anticipated appointment cements his family unit as a key cornerstone of the Ylub’s new look.

Mr Wells has the dubious honor of being the Yak Ylub’s most experienced Cabinet appointee. No man, woman or northerner has lived quite as much of his life afloat the Wey as Mike prior to their ascension. Having enjoyed 3 nibbles at our Wey of life, and a taste of Yit, ‘Michael’ finds himself at the dawn of the rest of his life.

Running up to the turn of spring, you would be forgiven for looking at Mike and thinking that he appeared to have it all; a loving and committed relationship, a top rate doggo and friends that enjoy all of his charakter mängel. So, if Tabby was ever wondering what you get the man that has everything? The answer is simple; A Ylub to put it in.