Josh Tatlock

What did the Ylub gain when it appointed a new member of the Cabinet? A boost to average height? Good chat? A potential ylubhouse in Devon?

Obviously only one of these is true. But the Ylub was happy to settle for just one positive when it is accompanied by a Yakker as enamoured with the spirit of the Cabinet as Josh.

Few members of the Ylub have tried harder to comply with Debet Habere Sua Yak than Mr Tatlock. Not since the heady days of Tom Halsey’s Teeny Tiny Boat have we seen a Yakker willing to buy two of Itiwit’s finest. And never before have we seen anyone be fully satisfied at receiving only one.

Josh has brought fresh enthusiasm to the Ylub and looks set to fit straight into the spirit of childish wonder and financial irresponsibility.

The Ylub’s annual Awards Evening hasn’t previously included a ‘Best Application Letter’ category and if it continues to be omitted, Mr Tatlock will surely have been robbed. Never before has a yapplication demonstrated such deep understanding of our symbiotic relationship with bullshitting. So as we embark upon the Ylub’s biggest year yet, it is only fitting that the first recruit of the new season be one with as much love for our Wey of life as Josh.