Daniel fucking Strutt

Great victories are often and long spoken of. Treacherous and underhanded tales of deceit, on the other hand, rightly attract only scorn and condemnation.

And yet, the saga of Daniel Strutt’s usurption has spawned a fanatical following within the boiyant ranks of the Ylub. One can only pity the simple minds that are corrupted and entertained by the triumph of this tale’s villain.

Daniel currently basks in the ill gotten glory of his 2019 FBOTY success. But the legends of Scar and Lance Armstrong have shown how brief the prestige of those that claw their way to the pinnacle with such wanton disregard for the spirit of the game can be. So we fret not. 

2019 is a burden to be endured, but time spoiled need not be time wasted. Now is the time for planning and scheming, watching and waiting.

Enjoy your victory Daniel, because much like winter; 2020 is coming…