Abi Nancarrow

Abi’s prolonged status in the Shadow Cabinet is a controversial one. Apparently.

Can a paddle board be a Yak? Is there any exception to the ancient maxim “Debet Habere Sua Yak”?

The answer to both is no. Obviously. Still, the Cabinet cannot help but admire the relentless enthusiasm with which Abi embraces all things Ylub. From attending nearly every outing to repatriation support during the 2018 Annual Retreat, Abi has provided the Ylub with some very welcome diversity. Some would say too much diversity. A paddle board isn’t a Yak after all.

The debate will rage on, but in the tradition of great institutions refusing to embrace change, Yak Ylub must insist that order is maintained lest we descend into primitive chaos. And canoers we are not.