Jamie Matthews

Physical Activity? Check.

Purely upper body? Check.

An excuse to wear hats and vests? Check.

When you put it like that it’s no surprise Jamie was an instant convert to the Wey of the Yak. Throw in some swazzy stash and we’re left having to offer up sacrificial centres just to keep him from breaking into the Yak storage facilities during the off season.

Unlike our imaginations, Yakking is bound by the laws of physics and this leaves Jamie paddling a fine line with weight limits. But the Ylub’s drag race specialist’s response to this adversity personified the spirit of the club: “I’ll just buy a bigger Yak”.

We live in uncertain times. But one thing is known for sure; Jamie Matthews loves Yakking.  February 6th 2019 marks the day that Jamie ascended from the shadows to take his rightful place in the Cabinet.

Verbose hyperboles would normally be deployed to convey the enormity of this moment, but the simple wording of his application says it best:

“I now fully understand the value, and have committed to, ‘Debet Habere Sua Yak’.

P.s. Rigids can go f*ck themselves.”