SHW

Herm is perhaps the Ylub’s most embarrassing omission in recent years. Devastatingly keen, marginally entertaining and shit at time management; he was built for us.

A winner of the Bat D’or on his debut, a quiz enthusiast and prolific selfie collator, Mr HW is a naturally strong contender for Cabinet status. Having dipped his toes into the Ylub’s damp wey of life during a quarantine exercise break, Sam truly appears to have found love in the time of Corona. His rumoured fondness for watersports only serves to bolster his candidature.

Whilst the cold, iron grip of the great yak shortage of 2020 stymied his escape from the shadows, the Ylub is confident that if he chooses to diversify his internet search habits, he’ll soon find a rubbery mistress to accommodate his girth.